About me

A true luminary in the global art scene, Bryan Thomas has captivated audiences across continents as an internationally selling artist whose work has blurred the boundaries of time, space, and feline ontology. In 2002 Whoreable Decor held it's debut in a critically acclaimed, reality-warping solo exhibition. In years following exhibitions were held everywhere from underwater opera houses in Venice to levitating yurts in the Mongolian steppe. Whoreable Decor has curated experiences—not merely galleries—of their signature collection of handcrafted cat clocks and inter-dimensional paintings. Equal parts whimsical and unsettling, the vividly emotive canvases that seem to purr with existential angst. Whoreable Decor’s creations are housed in private collections, luxury hotels, and mental institutions worldwide. Beyond the gallery walls, Bryan is a sought-after speaker on the psychological dimensions of feline temporality, and was recently honored with an honorary doctorate in Fine Arts from the Institute of Global Aesthetics.

Critics, baffled and bewitched, have tried to articulate the experience:

“Time melts, purrs, and reforms into something vaguely French.” — Le Disparu Quotidien

“If Dali had access to dimension-hopping cats and trauma-informed design, he might have come close.” — The New York Telepath

“I made eye contact with a clock and forgot my own name. Five stars.” — Yelp Review, Institution Unknown

Whether collaborating with haute couture cosmic fashion houses that specialize in clothing for ghosts or mentoring emerging talent through exclusive artist residencies, Bryan isn't just making art, he's embracing his AuDHD and sculpting reality's nervous system with visionary elegance.